Friday, August 12, 2005

The Story of W.I.N.M.A.G...

Once upon a time, in the land of Non-yucky Plains, there lived a very happy group of little orange creature, the Otties. Each day, they woke up early and work hard at the Plains, learning and gaining experiences in hope to help all the creatures that lived on the planet. Visitors from different Lands came daily to help guide them in their nobel quest. There was Sir Sippy, who showed them how to identify the different plants and move them around, as well as how to determine which plants needed help. Jilly-Jolly-Jelly-Bean also often came to the Plain, and taught the Otties how to advise creatures who needed help. Of course, there were other visitors such as Giant Turtle, who didn't quite turn up so often.
Now, the orange little creatures lived happily on the Plains. Although they had strangers who visited the Plains often, the Otties were amiable little creatures, and so, there was peace and harmony in the land of Non-yucky Plain. But disaster strikes... a Yucky appeared in the Plains.
The Otties did not like the sight of that Yucky. It looked weird to because the different combination of colours on that creature simply didn't match (never did too). The Yucky was also unclean, with thick slippery liquid on its head, something the orange creatures simply detested! And to the Otties horror, the Yucky was here to stay. The Yucky opened its mouth and said,
"I AM HERE TO CHANGE YOU!! LISTEN TO ME, W.I.N.M.A.G., AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BEHAVE!"
Being good and obedient little creatures, the Otties beared the yuckiness of the creature, and endured the tortorous session with WINMAG.
Well, so far, we all know the orange little creatures in Non-yucky Plains are simply angels from the sky. Only just one little minor problem... they had a tendency to be late. Now, we all know that being late is not good, but never once, was their late coming ever intentionally. They simply... well.. just forgot about time... (doesn't everyone?)
But this displeased WINMAG very much. However, because the Otties were simply so adorable, the creature decided not to punish them for coming late. Suddenly, on a very fine day, WINMAG turned furious...
"WHY ARE YOU OTTIES ALWAYS SO LATE? WHY DO YOU DISCRIMINATE? BY NOT SCOLDING YOU, AM I REINFORCING YOUR BEHAVIOUR?"
Now, WINMAG lectured for a long long long long long long time... the Otties didn't understand what was wrong. The other visitors who came to guide them never became furious at them. Even when they were late, they could still enter and listen to the lessons, and no one ever became mad. They couldn't understand why WINMAG, the yucky creature had to be so furious... Everyone simply loved the orange little creatures. Why not this creature??
So from that day on, they decided to discriminate WINMAG, because it said so.... (did it?)
The moral of the Story:
1. Although we learnt that we should not judge a book by its cover, appearance is still important in leaving a good impression.
2. Discrimination occurs only when things are yucky.
3. Make sure colours always match.
4. Don't make a mountain out of a molehill
5. Otties are extremely loveable creatures. Hence, it is never their problem. Its always the other creatures. Got that??
Note: All above mentioned characters and names are fictitious. Should anyone feel that the above mentioned character and/or names bears resemblance to him/her, I sincerely apologise.

7 Comments:

Blogger reiruiz said...

wahaha~ best! W.I.N.M.A.G aka Woman In Need of Max Assistance in Grooming!

hahaha~! its hilarious sil. i really lol while reading.

creative~!

11:20 pm, August 12, 2005  
Blogger reiruiz said...

giant turtle = teenage mutant ninja turtle!

wait for the turtle post to come by one fine day....

soon....

be patient...

haa~!

11:21 pm, August 12, 2005  
Blogger fUnK-p` said...

fantabulous story, silchoo!
*applause*
u shld have oso included the 2 new ones... then cld be more exciting!

i cant wait for turtle to be the leading character in the future entry... lol*

11:26 pm, August 12, 2005  
Blogger hipporu said...

we can soon come up with a whole story book with all these creatures liaoz.. ahah.. tis is super funny... WINMAG.. ahaha..

11:37 pm, August 12, 2005  
Blogger pOmpy said...

COOL!! tat WINMAG! goes on & on & on....

11:56 pm, August 12, 2005  
Blogger Al-Majnun said...

lets all make a story book!
from this blog rite, we can publish a sorta momento for our graduation... then we give to the specific people when we leave... they will read it and maybe laugh... but they may not know who they are laughing at!!

hahahaha... go sil... 100% support from us!!

12:14 am, August 13, 2005  
Blogger s|LvEr said...

haha.. eh ppl... dun mind dun put my name k? haha... juz call me silver will do.

I v coward one leh.. i dare to write but i scared the wrong ppl see leh. haha.. so that explains the password.

As for storybook.. well... I try lar. Haha... everyone can contribute too!

anyway, was abit sian at the ending. so if anyone has a nicer ending, let me know k :)

12:34 am, August 13, 2005  

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